Twin losers

I am ignorant, but the most talented person in the world is willing to be my follower; I have no strength to bind a chicken, but my servant is known as the world's champion of martial arts; I just want to eat the waste of waiting for death to make clothes to reach out, but the torrent of the times does not allow me to be so low-key. If you don't pretend, I'll have a showdown. I'm Huang Duan, a loser who has become a late bloomer.